Cosmic Culture 11/2
With an extra witchy Scorpio new moon in the mix, it’s time to spice up your life and call in exactly what you deserve.
Pura Vida
In beautiful news to start the week, Gisele Bündchen announced that she is formally expecting her third child at 44—her first with boyfriend and family jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente. Even more incredible than Gisele’s miracle of life….was Tom Brady’s Instagram story response. The fact that he chose the Chicks’ version of Landslide as the musical accompaniment to a sunset over the horizon says EVERYTHING. Imagine if Gisele had debuted her baby bump at the lackluster resuscitated Victoria’s Secret fashion show! (I digress) ICYMI Tom and Giselle were together for 16 years before officially finalizing their divorce in October 2022. Yes, stars, Hall of Famers, NFL greats, they’re just like us. They, too, make choices in their relationships and find themselves reminiscing over what could have been. To no one’s surprise, Tom is allegedly shocked by the news, with words like “upset” and “stung” surfacing in reports. Maybe Tom should add Passenger’s Let Her Go to his current playlist.
✨ Cosmic alert: Giselle is a Cancer Sun, Scorpio Moon, and Capricorn Rising—the Great Mother, with the soul of a Shaman, wearing the mask of a Sage Elder. Giselle’s pregnancy news arrived amidst a magical activation in the sky—a hexagram Star of David that formed between the moon and five other celestial bodies. This witchy configuration included Mars (desire and will) activating her natal Cancer Sun in her partnership sector, and powerful Pluto transforming her first house of identity and physical body. A good witch, indeed.
Blink Twice
Entirely TOO much is happening. No seriously. The same day we received word of Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum’s latest movie collab (the alien invasion comedy Alpha Gang), we got news of their engagement and three-year relationship ending. The actors first became romantically involved while working on Kravitz's directorial debut, Blink Twice, with the couple officially getting engaged in October 2023. Sources claim they started to grow apart, with things going south after the Blink Twice press tour, noting Zoë’s independence and hesitance over getting married again. Despite the breakup, the couple still “has a lot of love between them”, which should bode well for them as they gear up to film Alpha Gang in Spring 2025.
✨ Cosmic alert: Zoë Kravitz is Sagittarius AF. No, seriously. She’s a Sagittarius Sun, with Mercury (communication) and Uranus (individuality) also in the sign of the Archer. She needs her space and the freedom to cast that arrow far and wide. Meanwhile, Channing is a Taurus Sun, a grounded and pragmatic soul naturally geared towards stability. While there’s more than meets the eye concerning synastry, a Taurus—Sagittarius combination typically requires more effort to gel as they might struggle to see and understand the other clearly. Taurus thinks about forever and the long game, while Sagittarius is prone to spontaneity and future possibilities. On the other hand, they both can serve as the antidote for each other—if they’re willing to understand what’s being reflected by the other.
Real Hot Girl Sh*t
Hotties have feelings. In her latest documentary, Megan Thee Stallion shares her personal story with the world, giving audiences a more vulnerable impression of the struggles she’s encountered amidst her rise to global stardom. She opens up about her grief in the immediate aftermath of her mother’s death, the media circus that ensued around the Torey Lanez foot-shooting saga, and the relentless online hate she’s received from the fallout amidst a culture geared towards misogyny. One thing’s for sure: Megan might star as a gladiator in the latest rendition of the We Will Rock You Pepsi commercial, but she’s undoubtedly a savage IRL. You can stream Megan Thee Stallion: In Her Words on Amazon Prime.
✨ Cosmic alert: Megan’s documentary arrives at the onset of the Scorpio New Moon on Nov 1—a powerful moment of rebirth and ego death. It’s giving phoenix rising from the ashes energy. Scorpio is all about your truth and how you own that story, understanding that the only way to evolve is to integrate the pain and the darker sides of your psyche. By releasing her documentary and letting folks into her shadow, Megan is inadvertently stepping into a new chapter that feels more authentic, empowered, and real.
Tasha is a former Wall Street cog turned spiritual astrologer and pop culture aficionado.